Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 06/23/2008 3:56pm

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Introducing the Last Word of the Week: Pwndicate ˈpōn-di-ˌkāt, ˈpōn-ˌdē-ˌkāt Transitive verb: pwndicated; pwndicating 1: to devote to the use and renown of Pwned.com, specifically to set apart Pwned.com offerings from other gaming communities' with significant distances of travel. 2. a. To set something apart for use with Pwned.com exclusively. b. To commit to selfless acts and deeds on behalf of Pwned.com. 3: to inscribe or address by...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 06/16/2008 3:59pm

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Introducing the Word of the Week: V'ingˈvē-iŋ, ˈviŋ : Veronica pluggingVeronica pluggingˈvə-ˈrä-ni-kə-ˈplə-giŋNoun1. An instance of plugging any media related to Veronica Belmont.2. To engage in posting plugs of Veronica Belmont in a shameless fashion at least semi-frequently.Verb: V'inging, V'ings, V'inged1. To be plugging Veronica Belmont actively. It seems that Maurk only V'ings when he is expressing lude mental images. :/Did...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 06/09/2008 11:53am

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Introducing the Word of the Week: Gonggō-iŋintransitive verb Informal1. a. To set about the act of "going" half-assedly. Distinct from actually going.b. To plan to "go" without expectation of success.I'm planning on gong to mail it around the time this week's Tekzilla is posted.I'm gong to the station; but hell, Jill can get a taxi if it comes down to it.I'm supposed to be at the expo center tomorrow, mainly covering the first party showcases, but meh, I'll be gong to the Epic Games...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 06/02/2008 2:31pm

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Introducing the Word of the Week: Owhˈpō Noun1. A pwn that has been altered or changed by a mutation-like process.2. The product of a owher, much like a pwn being the product of a pwner. Adjective: owhsic Adverb: owhsicallyDid you see all the owhs Crispin dished out? It brought a tear to my eye. Origin: When someone decided a pwn was simply not enough, the pwn was deferred temporarily in lieu of a owh for the day. (Exact date unknown, however, this individual may be able to provi...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 05/26/2008 5:32pm

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Introducing the Word of the Week: System ˈsis-təmnoun1. A regularly interacting or interdependent group of items forming a unified whole as a. (1) A group of interacting bodies under the influence of related forces. (2) An assemblage of substances that is in or tends to equilibrium. b.(1) A group of body organs that together perform one or more vital functions. (2) The body considered as a functional unit. c. A group of related natural objects or forces.d. A group of devices or ar...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 05/19/2008 2:06pm

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Introducing the Word of the Week: Electroncali-ˌlek-ˈträŋ-kəl Adjective1. Referring to equipment or devices with hardware coded by elite skills; above the conventional usage of machine performance by mere mortals.2. Of, based on, operated by, or otherwise involving the überuse of electronics in low-level programming or hardware configuration.3. Produced by means of elitely machine coded integrated circuits.4. Of, implemented on, or controlled by elitely operated ...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 05/15/2008 4:28pm

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10. She left a giant like Cnet, to take a chance on a startup company (Mahalo) getting in the water with the biggest formidable shark (Google). That makes her courage incarnate, and a visionary. 9. She is effortlessly informative, charming, and personable all at once. Next time a new piece of hot consumer technology comes out, with a lot of buzz obscuring the objectivities, I know who I want sifting through it all for the quick major compelling reasons. 8. She is a Star Trek fan. [insert "!!!...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 05/12/2008 11:27am

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Introducing the Word of the Week: SlafheˈslafˈhēTransitive verb: slafhed; slafhing; slafhies1. to give one of many types of strange, exotic, or kinky handjobs.2. to flash members of the male persuasion and to recount tales of flashing exploits later in life, on the internet with typographical errors as to leave people guessing the meaning of the word with such wild guesses as "weird handjob term". Noun: slafhe; slafhes1. An instance of a strange handjob given.2. An instance of f...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 05/05/2008 11:40am

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Introducing the Word of the Week: Comcuekäm-ˈkyüNoun1. A person or thing that is instrumental to your success against an impossible situation.Transitive verb: comcued, comcuing, comcues1. To be helpful and enable success against difficult odds; to be loved like a Companion Cube because of one's deeds.Carrie was all comcued out on TF2! My Engineer was being pwned left and right, and her Heavy started saving my ass every time! Origin: [Weighted] COMpanion CUbe - To hold any subje...

Posted by [PWNDUK] Ages of Disquiry on 04/26/2008 7:32am

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Introducing the Word of the Week: Onify ˈō-ˈnē-ˌfī transitive verb 1. to make love to everyone on Pwned.com using your prolific sexuality. 2. to be like Oni and sexually accost people indiscriminantly in such a manner. 3. to go on a molesting spree, in the Shout Box in particular. 4. to attempt to supplant Violentndelicious and hit on Andy, much like Oni. intransitive verb 1. to become Oni, or sexually overcharged. Look out, Cam is taking over and Onifying ever...