Posted by Jakut on 08/01/2008 5:35pm

Mood: work sux

1 Bumps

  You probably already heard stories about things that go bunk in the night, unexplainable things that usually cause concern among the believing folk, stories that send a chill down your spine. Well, this is one of those stories. How should i begin, let's just start with a simple: I was bored one day and decided to round up some people to go do what the russians do (the non-mafia and killing thing). So i called a couple of boys and girls and to my joy, one of them had a free apartment. So ...

Posted by Jakut on 07/05/2008 11:46pm

Mood: sleepy =_=

7 Bumps

   Like most people, you have probably noticed a dark shadow sitting on a bench and throwing around either seeds or bread, those dark figures that walk at a snail pace and usually hog all the seats in the public transport. The shadow menace, better known as old people. Constantly having nothing better to do than feed the pidgeons. Seriously, there's enough of a pidgeon infestation as it is, they spread diseases, poop everywhere and don't taste that good :( Those little bombardiers tha...

Posted by Jakut on 01/25/2008 2:55pm

Mood: Teapot

1 Bumps

Since the day the primates started to use sign language to communicate, we have tried to learn better ways to communicate and express ourselves. The pinnacle of that aspiration was todays language. And guess what? We didn't develop our damn vocal cords for thousands of years just to say crap like "NIHAO ^_^" or adding "Kawaii" to every sentence we use. How many times have you met some delusional bastard that thought he was a ninja and chanted japanese stuff that he most probably didn't even un...

Posted by Jakut on 01/09/2008 6:22am

Mood: <('_')>

0 Bumps

You have heard stories on the news, internet or just street gossip, stories about obsessed people who just cant get the hint, people who keep watching your every move. Yes, i'm talking about stalkers. In our modern day and age people can't hide from their feelings and sometimes go over-the-top with them. Well after such a serious introduction you'd expect some shocking news, well for some of you, it will be. Have your parents ever told you about a fat bearded man who knows when you're asl...

Posted by Jakut on 12/26/2007 2:37am

Mood: -_-

0 Bumps

Here in Estonia, there are a lot of old people and i do mean a damn lot. 80% of all people that you'll see during the day are probably gonna be old people. You look at them and start thinking sorry for them, because cmon, they can barely walk and cough and shiver a lot. But when it comes to bus rides, you better stay away from them. Almost with herculine strength the old ladies will push you away just to get a seat and that's not all, even when you want to get off the bus, like a rabbid bear...