[DTF][DTF]maggotsandriots
My name's Chris, i'm old as fuck, and i enjoy a drink every now and then. People often ask me 'hey Chris, can you get me a red bull while you're out?' The answer is a resounding YES. So that's booze, red bull... I also immensely enjoy coffee, and listening to infants on Live call each other racial and h0mophobic epithets. There's no greater joy than hearing the youth of today repeat what their parents say in their home and knowing these will be the people not paying into my social security fund based on their future unemployment. I also enjoy many television programs about prostitution, be it legal, illegal, or transsexual AND illegal.
My 'turn-offs' include: scientology and those affiliated with it, weak-ass music, including whatever it is you happen to like (especially Pantera... what a bunch of nutsacs), the Boondock Saints, and anyone who calls it their 'favorite movie' and Cubs fans.
Things i enjoy outside of the beverage realm include being way too bitter about life for my age, Circle of Dead Children, food that is cooked on an open skillet by a man in a huge chef's hat that fucks around with the food beforehand, Nasum (rest in peace Mieszko, you've earned it), gun racks without guns on them, coloring books, Dolph Lundgren and food that comes in a jar and is pickled.
Now, you may be asking yourself 'where did i leave my keys? I swear i put them in my pocket.' The answer is on the coffee table. Your welcome.
You will find me at almost all hours of the day and night when i'm not working in the shoutbox and chatbox. feel free to hit me up there...
I love you. Drive safe, arrive safe.
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holy fucking balls girl! I miss my christopher! I haven't talked to you in too long! I lost your numba and everything... but good news, internet is coming to my street soon, so i'll be back on XBL n pwned (facebook too if ya got it)! hit me up catlipz
why, who is that mysterious, handsome stranger??
i gots a facebook fo sho! holla at me sometime, miss your sexy, sexy face!
likewise lady! i've got a phone, ya know. :)
hey buddeh, thanks for the comment :D, how ya been?
i've been good, just working and trying to live.
you?
got a job, finally have money for my fav habit *suprise etwist*READING!
It is delicious, but doesn't mix well with internet activity, you see.
