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And how great are we?
Great enough to lift our noses to the skies
as existence crumbles around us from the ground up
How great are we?




[DTF][DTF]maggotsandriots

"grrr."

31 Years Old
Lake Station , IN
United States
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http://pwned.com/buckbuck/
Date Registered: 02/05/2008

About Me:

My name's Chris, i'm old as fuck, and i enjoy a drink every now and then. People often ask me 'hey Chris, can you get me a red bull while you're out?' The answer is a resounding YES. So that's booze, red bull... I also immensely enjoy coffee, and listening to infants on Live call each other racial and h0mophobic epithets. There's no greater joy than hearing the youth of today repeat what their parents say in their home and knowing these will be the people not paying into my social security fund based on their future unemployment. I also enjoy many television programs about prostitution, be it legal, illegal, or transsexual AND illegal.
My 'turn-offs' include: scientology and those affiliated with it, weak-ass music, including whatever it is you happen to like (especially Pantera... what a bunch of nutsacs), the Boondock Saints, and anyone who calls it their 'favorite movie' and Cubs fans.
Things i enjoy outside of the beverage realm include being way too bitter about life for my age, Circle of Dead Children, food that is cooked on an open skillet by a man in a huge chef's hat that fucks around with the food beforehand, Nasum (rest in peace Mieszko, you've earned it), gun racks without guns on them, coloring books, Dolph Lundgren and food that comes in a jar and is pickled.
Now, you may be asking yourself 'where did i leave my keys? I swear i put them in my pocket.' The answer is on the coffee table. Your welcome.
You will find me at almost all hours of the day and night when i'm not working in the shoutbox and chatbox. feel free to hit me up there...


I love you. Drive safe, arrive safe.


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Snatcher
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Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
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Metal Gear Solid
Star Ocean: The Second Story
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Bomberman Live
Shadow of the Colossus
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
Final Fantasy IV Advance
Xbox 360: PP5oneDOOdoo


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Nei1337 said at March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm:

happy birthday.

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HondaGamer said at March 25, 2013 at 5:55 am:

Happy Birthday man!

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adam zombie said at March 25, 2013 at 12:22 am:

you die?

where you at?

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pwned (mod-ular) said at May 5, 2011 at 10:20 am:

where have you been jerkface?

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Jaimie said at March 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm:

Happy Birthday!!!

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adam zombie said at March 25, 2011 at 9:37 am:

happy bday Chris!!

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Nei1337 said at March 25, 2011 at 4:26 am:

happy birthday!

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Kickback said at September 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm:

fuck yes chris.

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Jaimie said at March 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm:

Happy Birthday!!!

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NauticaHybrid said at January 7, 2010 at 6:44 pm:

holy fucking balls girl! I miss my christopher! I haven't talked to you in too long! I lost your numba and everything... but good news, internet is coming to my street soon, so i'll be back on XBL n pwned (facebook too if ya got it)! hit me up catlipz

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at January 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm:

why, who is that mysterious, handsome stranger??

i gots a facebook fo sho! holla at me sometime, miss your sexy, sexy face!


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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at December 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm:

likewise lady! i've got a phone, ya know. :)


bizzaro nurgle said at November 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm:

hey buddeh, thanks for the comment :D, how ya been?

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at November 24, 2009 at 9:50 am:

i've been good, just working and trying to live.

you?

bizzaro nurgle said at November 24, 2009 at 9:48 pm:

got a job, finally have money for my fav habit *suprise etwist*READING!


adam zombie said at November 13, 2009 at 10:07 am:

but mommy the sauce givers me super pow pows. :P

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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at November 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm:

It is delicious, but doesn't mix well with internet activity, you see.


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[DTF]maggotsandriots said at November 4, 2009 at 8:58 am:

you caught me. what's going on?


Kickback said at November 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm:

wats gwarnin?

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