Posted by ►Emazing◄ on 01/18/2008 2:22am

Mood: I have no mood

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Elissa had an Animal Cracker craving yesterday, and as is typical, she thought it proper to send me to the store to retrieve some for her. Knowing well enough from prior experience that she can beat me up with minimal effort, I acquiesced. Off to Safeway I went, where I purchased five little boxes of Barnum's Animal Crackers. She insists on the little boxes even though it's cheaper to buy the bags, proof that sensibility can defy even the most logical minds when strange obsession and ani...

Posted by ►Emazing◄ on 12/16/2007 8:24pm

Mood: Happy

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There sits the Bridge of the Gods, majestically spanning the Columbia river between Oregon and Washington, in a place where only Indians and one-toothed immigrants from Arkansas live. The first thing one might wonder after reading the previous sentence, aside from whether or not I recognize its baseless and fallacious nature, is how a bridge name like 'Bridge of the Gods' ever won approval. Unequivocally, this bridge was named in a different time. Not just a different time, it was a different w...

Posted by ►Emazing◄ on 12/15/2007 5:43pm

Mood: I have no mood

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Just thought I would throw this poem I wrote a while ago up here, to take up space until I write something new. Building Blocks and Broken Dreams She started as only a plot of dirt and a dream. First the architect came and drew up him scheme. The contractor followed, to look at the land. He liked what he saw, but made his own plan. An army arrived to lay a foundation as the architect watched with great fascination. Next came a frame, then windows and doors. Then came a roof and sides, there w...