true

you sexe animals

false

you have an evil monkey living in your closet

false

you have an evil clown under your bed

false

you have lice in your pubic hair, and they are pets of yours, you name the small one -cricket-

false

you have pet squirrels named chip and dale

False

You have passed out after playing WoW for 24 hours.


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

false

you did the monster mash!