Night

PWNed Hat or PWNed Bandana


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

PWNed Bandana (depends on what kind of hat)

travel on boat or travel on airplane

Airplane

Alien Abduction or Harem Abduction


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Alien Abduction

Earthquake or tornado



“Life is like a video game. There is always that one final riddle, that one final boss to beat and then you get your happy ending. But in order to finish that riddle you have to clear your mind and start over fresh, and in order to beat that boss you sometimes have to fight until you are strong enough. But if you give up on the game then you never will know what that happy ending is.”
- Queen of Nintendo

Earthquake

Mario or Bowser

Bowser

Spanish or German


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

German

Google or Yahoo. (for browser)

google


Monkey or penguin



"I just saved a bunch of money on my wifi service by switching to Nintendo!"
-King of Nintendo

Monkey

Prehensile Tail or Prehensile Genitals


"Those who say they don't fear Death are either Lying or Insane. Which am I?"
-Hades
God of the UnderWorld as well as the Erratics

Prehensile Genitals

Rape or Molest