Posted by MetalMarc64 on 02/26/2008 12:31am

Mood: Ignored

1 Bumps

*Note* All intentions are for hilarious purposes only. No offense intended. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock o...

Posted by MetalMarc64 on 02/10/2008 2:32am

Mood: thankful

0 Bumps

*Ahem* This past year of 2007 is one that I would consider to be one of my most active years ever. Although there were times where I've seen the lowest of downtimes, and I've seen some highest of high times, overall, this year marked quite a peak time of my existence. The first half of the year for me was astounding. It saw my graduation and achievement of my Associate's Degree, which I worked hard for over 2 years. I'll never forget that day when everyone in my family showed ...