Hmmm, so RiotMonster. The Savage Siren, Vicious Vixen, Femme Fatale, The Walking Annihilation herself.
Where did this abomination come from?
Well, I raced hard, beat down a lot of hopefuls but I finally made it, I am the winner of the Sperm Race. After that triumph, I spent a few days as a Dumpster Baby before moving on to having a successful career. As a toddler I worked in an Asian sweat shop making shoes for second-string AMERICAN NBA basketball players. After turning five years old, I decided it was high time to GTFO and see the country. After months of hitchhiking and over 9000 H-Jays later, I ended up in Small Town, Texas where you have nothing to do but drink, snort cocaine, buy hookers, smoke crack, and have unprotected gay cowboy sex. I decided to let the Internet & this contraption I stumbled upon raise me. Since I was a tyke stumbling into the living room with my uneven pigtails, I had been addicted to video games. I picked up that legendary controller with that glorious orange button. Some of you might recognize it as the Atari 2600 controller. I've been hooked ever since. Most little girls love to dress up their Barbies, I was learning the magical ways of the joystick. I enjoyed games like Asteroids, Centipede, Chopper Command, Frogger, Pac-Man, Parachute & of course, Space Invaders.
And that's the story of a girl.

Now-a-days, I spend the majority of my time, when not plopped in front of my TV with a controller in my hand, in video game forums or reading reviews on interesting, upcoming titles. I love games from hardcore, in-your-face, brutal, balls-to-the-wall, shooters like Gears of War to fun, carefree, colorful games like Super Paper Mario. I'm a Hardcore Gamer who owns a Nintendog. Gaming is honestly my full-time job. I play for at least 40 hours a week. I'm pretty sure I bleed pixels & polygons. Not to mention, I didn't skip school to go drink alcohol & have anal sex like the cool, popular kids.. You'd find me in the arcade. I could spend HUNDREDS of dollars (in quarters) there over a course of a month.

NON-GAMING-WISE: I'm a muddy mosh-pit, stomping raver type of girl who doesn't get offended easily and isn't afraid of getting dirty. I used to play Bass with a band called Puppet but since they PMS'd more than I did, we broke up. My favorite TV shows are That 70s Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia & King of Queens. I love my boyfriend. When we first laid eyes on each other, he told me he wanted to fuck my elbows and I told him I'd rip out both my eyes just so he'd have more holes to fuck me in. Been together for 4 years now. Whatever you have heard about me is probably not as interesting as the actual truth. I can be unorganized, immature & irresponsible.. but I'm the funnest bitch you'll ever have the chance to be matched up on Xbox Live with. I have NEVER written a blog about Girl Gamers. =] That is saying something for any gamer that has a vagina these days. With that being said, where's my Achievement?! I am an Advice Columnist and Co-Founder of Ask The Pwn Kitties. You can check out our page and ask us whatever you need help with right here on Pwned.com. We are the unofficial advice column. :] A little bit more about me... I'm a Nice Person. I just have the knack to give my own opinions or be "brutally honest" because I see a lot of dumbfuck, ridiculous, MTV Drama bullshit going around and no one else cares to say anything so they can "be nice". Fuck that. And I guess opening my trap has made me an OMFGWTFBBQBITCH. Oh well. I would much rather be labeled a Bitch then Fake. By the way, if one more person says "No one asked for your opinion" to me, just know that you're going to get kicked right in the Poon Flaps. Kay? People need to understand that I commit all 7 deadly sins before I brush my teeth and put my hair in pigtails every morning. That's also why I am part of the bad ass Pwned.com FFMAH Clan.
By the way, The Shoutbox belongs to us.
I'm STILL a Pokemon Trainer. My Bidoof can probably DEFINITELY kick your Legendary's ass. I help manage the Pwned.com Pokemon League. I've caught just about every Pokemon out there and will completely pwn your weak ass Noob Pokemon. Try me.
SO WHAT ELSE: I am one of the Filthiest Girls you might ever meet. I feel that I have to see absolutely everything!! No matter how disturbing, sexual, fucked up, creepy, gorey, poopy, clowny, fetishy, midget-porny or sick it is. Thank goodness for the Internet, amirite? I've been watching Faces of Death videos since I was at least 8 years old. I love researching Serial Killers such as Ed Gein, Albert Fish and Jeffrey Dahmer. Fun Fact about me? I want to BANG Nathan Explosion like a rabbid-infested, in-heat rabbit who just got out of prison. I have a dirty dirty mind 24/7. Sexual jokes are my specialty & I say things that would make a Porn Star blush.
MOVING ONTO MY FIRST SERIOUS NOTE: Sometimes I get the feeling that I may die young and my only weakness is that fear. If I do, I really don't want people to think about how I died, I want them to remember how I lived. I am happy, carefree and in love, I feel like I'm on top of the world and no one can stop me. :]
ANYWAY: Still don't quite get me? Wrap your mind around this one fuckface. I'm kind of like Donna from That 70's Show & Diandra from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Only they had raunchy lesbian sex.. AND SOMEHOW THROUGH THE UNCOMMON GRACES OF RAPTOR JESUS had a fucked-up, baby.
IN CONCLUSION: I will never play the Damsel in Distress. My role will and always will be Lead Protagonist or nothing. All in all, I'm just the girl holding the Mega Phone with something to say and I'll gladly start a riot to get my point across.
Come on, start a riot with me.
Kisses & Cumshots,
Missy RiotMonster


My [SHOUTBOX] Rating as defined by Clov3r:
Queen of Oldschool Gaming, this little mamamia will smother you with love and perverted conversations.
My [FFMAH] Rating as defined by TheReclaimer:
A dildo-wielding, Pokeball-tossing, Koopa-killing machine whose gaming prowess is matched only by her sex appeal (hawt female Mario much?). A connoisseur of all things gaming, she'll take your ass to school if you give her too much crap. This is one old-school vixen you definitely want to befriend. Got something disgusting/unique/interesting to share? She's seen it. 2395345 times. You don't ask Wikipedia, you ask her. We can hot. We can sexy. We can RiotMonster.
My [SHOUTBOX] Rating as defined by whiny bitches:
*Calls Waaaaaaaaaaaaambulance* BAWWWWWWWWW!! RIOT AND RECLAIMER ARE SO MEAN TO ME IN SHOUTBOX!!1! RAWR SUCH BITCHES!!!1! UGH *Posts Blog* I AM SO KEWL N NO1 GETS IT!! *Makes new Topic in Forums* BITCH BITCH BITCH GRAWR!!1! NO1 WANTS 2 TLK BOUT HOW HAWT I AM OR HAO IDK HAOZ TO STFU!!



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