http://pwned.com/RiotMonster/blogs/ Pwned.com - [FFMAH] RiotMonster's Blog Feed en-us http://pwned.com/showblog/3683/RiotMonster/Consider-my-mind-fucked/ THIS SHIT IS SO COOL!!! Or maybe I'm easily amused but that is such a cool video. This guy (and probably quite a few friends) has/have a lot of free time on his hands but this is tight. =] SEE!?! WTF!?! I haven't said "tight" since the 8th grade!! nbsp; http://pwned.com/showblog/3683/RiotMonster/Consider-my-mind-fucked/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3657/RiotMonster/Nintendo-and-its-Fan-Base--Who-Abandoned-Who-/ A mod from one of my favorite Nintendo groups showed us this. This is written by MarzGurl on ScrewAttack[dot]com. It's an interesting article: Nintendo and You. Nintendo has always been there, been your best friend, and your toughest opponent. It brought you together with friends and you missed it when you were grounded from it. But now, here you are, feeling betrayed by your old best friend. Sony and Microsoft stepped in, draped their arm over your shoulder, and insisted, "You're older now. It's time to grow up. We can show you a good time." And so, as gamers, we have been led away from our old best friend. And we are convinced that it is Nintendo's fault for not "growing" along with us. Is this fair, either to Nintendo OR to ourselves? Recently, ScrewAttack presented us with an episode of Out of the Box which "reviewed" Wii Music: - http://screwattack.com/OotB/Ep6Archived T http://pwned.com/showblog/3657/RiotMonster/Nintendo-and-its-Fan-Base--Who-Abandoned-Who-/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3584/RiotMonster/Fuck-yeah-Gears-of-War-2--/ Omg. A fucking week left. It seems like just yesterday when it was confirmed that Gears of War 2 would be hitting the shelves FALL OF 2008!! It seemed so far away. Now, (less than) a week is all we have to wait. A few more days until we can bust open heads with Marcus amp; Dom, listen to Cole's hilarious one-liners and see if we'll end up liking Baird by the end of this one. Will Dom find Maria? Who are the other guys that will join Delta Squad? Ohhh so much to look forward to in this one title!! GameTrailers did a review on Gears of War 2 and wow... I felt a knot in my throat seeing the distressed Dom searching the city. I felt giddy seeing the familiar faces of GoW shooting at Reavers and Locusts. And omfg a huge sea creature?! Could have been straight out of God of War. I'm eating this stuff up. nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; http://pwned.com/showblog/3584/RiotMonster/Fuck-yeah-Gears-of-War-2--/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3562/RiotMonster/But--Mo0o0o0om--/ Parenting.com and ESRB Partner to Educate Parents About Video Games and the Rating System in Time for the Holidays New Tools and Resources Help Prepare Parents for the Gift-Buying Season The Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB), the non-profit, self-regulatory body which assigns age and content ratings for video games, has partnered with Bonnier Corp.'s Parenting Group to offer moms a series of new online tools and content on Parenting.com that will help them make informed choices about the video games their children play. The partnership is expected to generate a total of nearly 50 million parent impressions, and has been timed to begin at the start of the busy Holiday shopping season when more than half of all games are sold each year. "As we head into the Holiday season, parents are keeping their ears open for gift ideas, and video games are a perennial favorit http://pwned.com/showblog/3562/RiotMonster/But--Mo0o0o0om--/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3554/RiotMonster/YESITS13INCHES/ Dear Guys of Pwned.com... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease please tell me that you do NOT send random msgs over XBL to random gamertags that you've never even played with before, only because you know it's a girl from the Bio. Do not say this "Hey uh.. I'm a boxer and i'm 6'2" with brown hair and blue eyes.. what about you?" I have respect for you guys and know that you can't be that desperate.. I mean HONESTLY.. lol it's horrible.. That is all I have to say haha ^_^ Kisses amp; Cumshots, RiotMonster nbsp; nbsp; http://pwned.com/showblog/3554/RiotMonster/YESITS13INCHES/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3505/RiotMonster/Obama-advertisements-in-video-games/ Video games feature ads for Obama's campaign By DEVLIN BARRETT ndash; 4 hours ago WASHINGTON (AP) mdash; Too busy playing video games to watch presidential ads on television? Barack Obama has found you, too, by becoming the first presidential candidate to buy ad space inside a game. Eighteen video games, including the extremely popular "Guitar Hero" and "Madden 09," will feature in-game ads from the Obama campaign in the final weeks before the election. The ads mdash; appearing on billboards and other signage mdash; remind players that early voting has begun and plug a campaign Web site that encourages people to register for early voting. Obama campaign officials said the video game ads target 10 states that allow early voting, including several battleground states: Ohio, Iowa, Indiana, Montana, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Nevada, New Mexico, Florida, and Colorado. http://pwned.com/showblog/3505/RiotMonster/Obama-advertisements-in-video-games/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3464/RiotMonster/GAMEGASM---More-Halo-3--No-More-Heroes-2/ nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; NO MORE HEROES: DESPERATE STRUGGLE Hell yessss finally!! ^_^ You have no idea how excited I am.. Must replay NMH now!! And this is all I basically have to say about that.. but ofcourse, on to the BIG NEWS!! ^_^ Halo 3 Expansion!! nbsp; Details from the Xbox page. To the delight of devoted fans across the world, at the Tokyo Game Show Microsoft debuted Halo 3: Recon, developed exclusively for Xbox 360reg; by acclaimed developer Bungie. This new chapter in the Halo saga lets you experience events leading up to the epic story told in Halo 3 through the eyes of a new hero in the Halo universe. The stand-alone expansion, set to release in fall 2009, extends the award-winning Haloreg; 3 experience with hours of new campaign excursions and multiplayer gameplay. In addition, attendees were given an all-new glimpse of the Xbox 360 excl http://pwned.com/showblog/3464/RiotMonster/GAMEGASM---More-Halo-3--No-More-Heroes-2/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3442/RiotMonster/Biggest-Nintendo-News-for-America---/ Nintendo finally announces Club Nintendo for America!!! Thank the Nintendo Gods!! *cries out of pure happiness* Finally!! Now, we can get all of the cool exclusive shit all those bastards in Japan like to show off!! I'm so excited!! Friday, October 3, 2008 Yesterday, Nintendo announced a bunch of new games, new features, and even a new DS. While in your Punch-Out and DSi daze, you may have missed some of the best news: Nintendo of America is launching its own version of Club Nintendo! ==================================================== JAPAN AND EUROPE LOVE CLUB NINTENDO ==================================================== Club Nintendo is a long-standing loyalty program in Japan that gives away a lot of cool rewards for purchasing Nintendo games and products. These include unreleased games, soundtracks, Wii Remotes that can actually control your TV, and a whole host of oth http://pwned.com/showblog/3442/RiotMonster/Biggest-Nintendo-News-for-America---/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3434/RiotMonster/Nintendo-Announces-New-DS--Featuring-iPod-Like-Touches--Cameras-And-Bigger-Screens/ Nintendo Announces New DS, Featuring iPod-Like Touches, Cameras And Bigger Screens DSi will be released in Japan next month, but won't arrive anywhere else until 2009. By Patrick Klepek injectFluxWidget('Rating', {uri: 'mgid:uma:content:shared:1596130', customCss: 'yes', contentType:'article'}); Confirming a report issued by a Japanese newspaper over the weekend, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata revealed Thursday morning at a press conference in Tokyo that a new iteration of the DS is on its way. Called the DSi and slated for release in Japan next month, the updated portable device comes with a number of upgrades but does not alter the core DS game-playing processors. The unit is a revision of the DS, not a brand-new, more powerful DS2. The look is similar to the already released DS Lite, but the DSi sports several multimedia features for photos and music. Nintend http://pwned.com/showblog/3434/RiotMonster/Nintendo-Announces-New-DS--Featuring-iPod-Like-Touches--Cameras-And-Bigger-Screens/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3410/RiotMonster/Gamers-Rejoice--/ Is it finally game over for Florida lawyer and violent video game opponent Jack Thompson? Judgment has been entered in the case that started last year and came to a head when Judge Dava Tunis recommended permanent disbarment for the bombastic, showboating law man. The court has approved the report and has ordered that JT is officially disbarred as of 30 days from today. The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from th http://pwned.com/showblog/3410/RiotMonster/Gamers-Rejoice--/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3336/RiotMonster/So-what-will-you-wear-at-the-end-of-the-world-/ TODAY could be a good day to ask for an early finish from work. According to some, the beginning of the end will happen at 5pm Melbourne time. The timing isn't based on a religious theory or some wild premonition. What has many people worried - including some Herald Sun readers here and herenbsp;- is a scientific experiment happening in an underground bunker below the Swiss Alps. Tell us below: How would you spend your final hours? At 5pm, the switch will be flicked on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a giant particle accelerator built by European science organisation CERN, in an effort to replicate the Big Bang.In today's test, scientists will attempt to beam protons around a 27.3km track. Eventually, it is hoped that two proton beamsnbsp;could be steered in opposite directions around the LHC at close to the speed of light, BBC reports.Scientistsnbsp;wantnbsp;to manipulate the http://pwned.com/showblog/3336/RiotMonster/So-what-will-you-wear-at-the-end-of-the-world-/ http://pwned.com/showblog/3326/RiotMonster/Repo--The-Genetic-Opera/ nbsp; Where will you be on November 7th? I know I'M GOING TO BE WATCHING THE NEW MOVIE!!! And since the town I live in is a Christian Closed-Minded Piece of Shit Town and does not allow movies such as Across The Universe, Rent, Brokeback Mountain, etc into our movie theatres until weeks late, I will probably have to TRAVEL TO SEE IT!! Sorry for the run-on sentence there. My good friend, Brittany (TheReclaimer, Sparkk, etc.. ^_~) told me about this movie not too long ago and I've been wanting to see it soooo badly ever since.Anywho, if you have not heard of this movie, I suggest you check out the website ASAP... Repo-Opera.com I really want everyone to see it because it looks like it will be amazzzzzzzzzzing. Here is a MUST SEE trailer of the movie.. I love it. nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; Still have no fucking idea what it's about? This should help a bit. nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; Here's a clip http://pwned.com/showblog/3326/RiotMonster/Repo--The-Genetic-Opera/ http://pwned.com/showblog/2714/RiotMonster/O-Hai-Gaiz--1-/ ...I'm still AFK. Goddamn long time.. I probably won't be back in atleast a month. I'm going to find a Wifi Hot Spot for the Pokemon Tourney but until then, I'll ttyl everyone. Don't forget me =P Aaaaaaaaaand yeah anywho, by the time I come back, I'll have a God of War red PSP and an Xbox 360, not to mention a new apartment.. so that should give you insight on how long I will be gone. I just want all this other shit before I am forced to get a new PC or some shit. Also, I'm going to A-Kon in a couple of days so hopefully I can hang with Clov3r and what not. =] I have a ton of new pictures and what not that I have to upload as well. Ohhh the days are long and how I have grown. Keep me updated on shit. I have a few people letting me know what I've been missing out on while I've been away, including teh drama. Wheres my FFMAH? We once ruled with an iron fist and now I hardly see any o http://pwned.com/showblog/2714/RiotMonster/O-Hai-Gaiz--1-/ http://pwned.com/showblog/2466/RiotMonster/Luc-Bernard-s-The-Rose-Princess/ So a few of you have hopefully read my last blog about WiiWare.. I was googling random games from that list the other day and as I was researching Eternity's Child (which looks AMAZING and I'm super excited about playing and seeing that game), I stumbled across something else Luc Bernard is working on. The Rose Princess Read the Kotaku article about "The Rose Princess" here Wow. I love the art style and the story line.. sooo different than the usual story lines you hear in games. I hope hope hope we get something on the Wii. It DOES say he is interested in the Playstation Network but here's to hoping!! Look at the small but pretty awesome looking Art Gallery. And check out the girl he based it off of's Myspace. It's linked on that article. Or if you are too lazy to click the Myspace link on the article, look at this girl. Not only does she have an amazing voice and I am happy I have http://pwned.com/showblog/2466/RiotMonster/Luc-Bernard-s-The-Rose-Princess/ http://pwned.com/showblog/2425/RiotMonster/WiiWare/ WiiWare is a game-creation service that will allow developers large and small to create new downloadable video game content for sale by Nintendo through the Wii Shop Channel of the Nintendo Wii. WiiWare paves the way for smaller, more creative games to make their way to the public at lower prices, without any inventory risk to developers in muchthe same way as Microsoft's longstanding XBLA service. The first WiiWare content will launch in early 2008.==============================================================Why am I excited? Well at first, to be honest, I wasnt. I figured developers were going to be putting out mediocre horrible shitty games. Ignorantly, I assumed these games would be a mass of mini-games from Wii-swinging hell. Ofcourse, I was wrong. How could I doubt Nintendo? They have never let me down before. So I went to research what games would be out and what I was in for. http://pwned.com/showblog/2425/RiotMonster/WiiWare/ http://pwned.com/showblog/2293/RiotMonster/Animales-de-la-Muerte--FUCK-YES---/ Click here to read about Animales de la Muerte It's a game that's coming to Wii Ware that looks soo cool!! My boyfriend was telling me about it yesterday. It's being developed by High Voltage (the same people developing "The Conduit" that futuristic FPS game for the Wii I tried telling ya about and they are also developing another Wii Ware game that looks promising). I wasn't really looking forward to many Wii Ware games at first. Especially after seeing Pokemon Ranch lol.. it looked so shitty.. chances are I will play that too though XP. Anywho, I'm starting to see lots and lots of good games coming to WiiWare though and I'm getting more and more excited. Ahhhhhh!! looks so cool!! http://pwned.com/showblog/2293/RiotMonster/Animales-de-la-Muerte--FUCK-YES---/ http://pwned.com/showblog/2218/RiotMonster/Futuristic-FPS-designed-especially-for-Wii/ "The Conduit" Click here to read the article about the futuristic FPS made from the ground up for the Nintendo Wii If you are too lazy to click a link... Here's the IGN article here lol: April 17, 2008 - With Wii, Nintendo has created the best-selling current-generation videogame system in the world and the company's little white box is showing no signs of slowing down. Case in point, March 2008's hardware and software sales ndash; not only did the Big N's console destroy the competition (more than 720,000 people bought a Wii last month compared to 260,000 for Xbox 360 and 250,000 for PS3, according to NPD), but with epic titles like Mario Kart and Wii Fit just around the corner, demand for the system is sure to remain at an all-time high. And yet, developers faced with the prospect of creating original Wii titles don't always have rosy stories to tell, a truth attributable http://pwned.com/showblog/2218/RiotMonster/Futuristic-FPS-designed-especially-for-Wii/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1827/RiotMonster/Lost-Tracks-from-Super-Smash-Bros--Brawl/ Alright.. so we all know the winner of Best Music in a Game this year is CLEARLY going to Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The music is so fucking epic.. and I can listen to it for hours upon HOURS!! Anyway, Idk if you've heard but.. there was some tracks that weren't put into the game!! O_O *nipples harden* A friend of mine ran across this article on digg: Lost Tracks Discovered!! Music available for download here: Download the Tracks here!! The song that got me all excited was Ballad of the Windfish from Link's Awakening.. Ahhh the nostalgia. I wish they could have put these songs into the game but whatever.. we've got them now so who's complaining? Take a gander.. download a few and brag to your friends. ALSO!! If you want the full Super Smash Bros. Brawl soundtrack.. You can download it here!! http://pwned.com/showblog/1827/RiotMonster/Lost-Tracks-from-Super-Smash-Bros--Brawl/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1731/RiotMonster/-FFMAH--Rulers-of-SB/ We aren't merely just any clan.. we are THE [FFMAH] Clan. What does FFMAH stand for? We hear that question every day it seems.. Well.. I COULD tell you but.. I'd have to kill you afterwards.. Not to mention, if you are seriously asking that question, you're a fucking idiot who needs to get spoodged on. We DO have a Clan Page, ya know. We are Loud. We are Memorable. We are the Rulers of the SB. We are Legion. There is ATLEAST 2 of us in there at all times. Why? Well.. I can't answer that but uhh.. why the fuck not? We love the site Pwned. We can't get enough of it.. and face it, you can't get enough of us either. ;) Anyway!! Thanks to Miragel's epic blog about the Regulars in SB.. I decided to go into full detail about the clan FFMAH. Let's look at reality, we are the regulars in SB lol.. and I wanted to give credit to the people who were left out. Which were a significant amount of http://pwned.com/showblog/1731/RiotMonster/-FFMAH--Rulers-of-SB/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1692/RiotMonster/--Preview---Guitar-Hero--On-Tour-for-DS/ nbsp; So you've spent all these years perfecting those brightly colored notes that the time has finally come to go on tour!!! We've all been hearing about a Guitar Hero DS for sometime, since September 7, 2007 at GDC, but it turns out that the rumor is finally going to come true.. you will be able to take your tunes on the road and rock out in public or something lol. This portable version features the same rhythm-based "play to the music" gameplay of console game, and will even have its own peripheral to get the job done: Red Octane has developed what it's calling the Guitar Grip to give players the ability to finger chords in similar fashion as the console version's guitar peripheral. Guitar Hero: On Tour will contain a wealth of licensed songs from bands as Nirvana, OK Go, and No Doubt, allowing gamers to rock out to tunes by some of their own guitar heroes. Like every o http://pwned.com/showblog/1692/RiotMonster/--Preview---Guitar-Hero--On-Tour-for-DS/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1658/RiotMonster/My-Consoles-Collection/ This used to be on my main profile but it lagged my page a bit so I'm moving it here.. I'm proud of the consoles I have owned so I feel like I just have to have it somewhere!! lt;333 Atari 2600- Look at her.. she's so old but has managed to stay so sexy. She's kind of like a MILF.. ya know? This console holds a special place in my heart. I was a little tyke with uneven pigtails when I first placed my hands on the simple controller. That one joy-stick and brilliantly orange button led me to a world of fun. Good times. NES- Ahhh the start of my addiction to Nintendo. My cousin had one and we would spend hours upon hours playing on this contraption. We'd shoot ducks and guide Mario through that amazing world they call the Mushroom Kingdom all day long. SNES- Another console my cousin and I would share. Super Punch Out was a huge favorite of mine. Donkey Kong Country 2 was orgasmic fun http://pwned.com/showblog/1658/RiotMonster/My-Consoles-Collection/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1643/RiotMonster/--Preview---Mario-Kart-Wii/ Mario Kart Wii's release date is April 28th 2008I'm so excited for this title. I can't help but get excited thinking about Mario Kart. After several Mario Kart DS parties with my buddies.. I've got to say that I'm pretty fucking decent, when my boyfriend isn't playing and isn't CONSTANTLY in first place, I'll be dominating the tracks, owning everyone, I love it. nbsp; Nintendo has explicitly confirmed the presence of a Battle Mode in this game. Additionally, both normal races and battles are playable online through the use of Nintendo Wifi Connection. Mario Kart Wii is going to have Wifi!!! That means me and my bf can be playing split-screen dropping banana peels against the world!! Or ya know.. our few friends hehe.. =3 This is the second game in the series to utilize the WFC and the first to allow for online battles. Battles will now cater to 12 players via Wi-Fi connection. Wh http://pwned.com/showblog/1643/RiotMonster/--Preview---Mario-Kart-Wii/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1604/RiotMonster/The-last-Harry-Potter-movies/ I'm a Harry Potter nerd so I'm SUPER excited that there's going to be not one.. count em.. TWO Deathly Hollows movies!! Eeeeeeeeeek!!!! Final 'Harry Potter' book to be split into two movies -- Where should it be cut?Warner Brothers announced today that the last novel in the Harry Potter series will be split into two movies. While on the surface this might seem like a desperate money grab on the last tome of the highly successful series, producer David Heyman maintains that the decision is purely based on the material."It was born out of purely creative reasons. Unlike every other book, you cannot remove elements of this book."Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I is now scheduled for release in November 2010 while Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II will follow six months later in May 2011. UPDATE: We were able to read between the lines from the official Warner http://pwned.com/showblog/1604/RiotMonster/The-last-Harry-Potter-movies/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1573/RiotMonster/For-the-love-of-360/ Sparkk: I'm FINALLY going to get to play DMC4Sparkk: My boyfriend's lending me his 360 OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA ENDRiotMonster: OMG no way!!RiotMonster: lucky!!Sparkk: For a weekSparkk: ahahaSparkk: he can't go too long without itSparkk: even though he has my 64, and a shitload of ps2 games of mineRiotMonster: Play the shit out of it lolSparkk: and a gcSparkk: I willSparkk: I'm gonna make that game my bitchSparkk: It's gonna get it hard and roughSparkk: Every nightSparkk: Multiple timesRiotMonster: right in the A holeSparkk: Hell even in the morningSparkk: Whenever I FEEL like itSparkk: BitchSparkk: lolRiotMonster: lol for realSparkk: i might caress itSparkk: what a lovely 360 you are TT_TTRiotMonster: lmaoRiotMonster: make it feel prettySparkk: I wish I had one just like youSparkk: T_TRiotMonster: rub your finger around its orificesRiotMonster: XDSparkk: mmm you like that babySparkk: mama http://pwned.com/showblog/1573/RiotMonster/For-the-love-of-360/ http://pwned.com/showblog/1275/RiotMonster/Puking-liquor-at-McDonalds/ Sooo yesterday was not my proudest moment lol. I'm basically just writing this blog out of complete boredom so yeah.. hope it's not considered a lame attempt to get points because.. honestly.. Anywho, so my friend Jarrod moved into his brand new apartment the other day. Excited, we crammed into Roy's car and set off to get our drink on. Now me, I don't like beer.. blah it's so nasty, but I am a liquor/whiskey girl.. so we already had a full ass bottle of fuckin vodka for me.. which excited the hell out of me, but the boys wanted to drink their manly beer. Having hook-ups everywhere is great. My friend Ramon's brother works at a gas station down the street and he snuck us some beer out to our car.. so wo0o we didn't have to pay for any. What a pal. We had a 12-pack of booze, a vodka bottle, Wild Turkey and high spirits. We finally arrived at the sausage fest that is Jarrod's apartment http://pwned.com/showblog/1275/RiotMonster/Puking-liquor-at-McDonalds/