Like most people, you have probably noticed a dark shadow sitting on a bench and throwing around either seeds or bread, those dark figures that walk at a snail pace and usually hog all the seats in the public transport. The shadow menace, better known as old people. Constantly having nothing better to do than feed the pidgeons. Seriously, there's enough of a pidgeon infestation as it is, they spread diseases, poop everywhere and don't taste that good :( Those little bombardiers that target our children and give people like Gorbachov a bad reputation. My extensive research that has been compiled through decades (not really, pretty much only this morning >_>), I've deducted that this is all part of a grand scheme to take control of planet Earth. Soon there will be enough feathered fiends to take out 1/2 of our population, we need to act fast. The only way that we can stop these ancients is to deliver a swift uppercut to the jaw, that should shatter their denchers and send some shrapnel to the brain rendering them immobile until they meet their maker. Remember this, the removal of one pidgeon feeder, equals thousands saved. P.S. No actual old people were hurt during the typing of this blog.