I never write blogs, so you know this shit is good. Unless you watch Family Guy, you probably won't get why this hilarious. See below.

   My brother works security at a retirement home, and yesterday evening he had an encounter with a resident who's almost exactly like Mr. Herbert from Family Guy. He talked with the same daisy voice as Mr. Herbert, walked like Mr. Herbert (except he has a cane, not a walker), and he's an obvious homosexual (probably a pedo too, but I don't know).

   Anyways, my brother had an encounter with him yesterday evening. I swear to God, this is too good to make up. He meets my brother at the front desk and he introduces himself as Ray. My brother introduces himself. Mr. Herbert (as I shall call him) asks, "Are you new here?" Keep in mind he has the same daisy voice as Mr. Herbert. My brother says, "No, I've been here about four months." Mr. Herbert replied, "Oh, well I've never seen you before. That's a nice little goatee you've got there. I'll bet it took a long time to grow." At this point my brother had to keep looking away from him or he would have started laughing. "Well, no, it only took me a little while", my brother replied, "but thanks."

   "This might sound like a stupid question, but what day is it?", asked Mr. Herbert. "It's friday", my brother replied. "Ah, quittin' time.", said Mr. Herbert with a smile. My brother said, "Well, no. I'm working overtime tonight and I have to work all weekend." Mr. Herbert said, "Oh. Well, if I don't see you tomorrow, have a nice day!"

   My brother walked away and got back to work. End of story. When he told me this story, I couldn't stop laughing. He said he couldn't stop picturing Mr. Herbert in his head. That's just too good to make up.