You probably already heard stories about things that go bunk in the night, unexplainable things that usually cause concern among the believing folk, stories that send a chill down your spine. Well, this is one of those stories. How should i begin, let's just start with a simple: I was bored one day and decided to round up some people to go do what the russians do (the non-mafia and killing thing). So i called a couple of boys and girls and to my joy, one of them had a free apartment. So we bought all the stuff and rushed there. The ap was located on the top floor so it was a 5 story hike. On the top floor, we noticed a cat sitting on the neighbour's welcoming carpet. Some of us decided to pet the cat, it was quite a nice and friendly feline. When we decided to finally open the door, the cat wooshed like a rocket and ran into the apartment. We decided to catch the critter and kick him out, but to our dismay, he was gone. We searched through the entire place but couldn't find a trace of that damn bastard >_O Then one of the guys started saying stuff like "Maybe he's an evil spirit sent to pick us up on our little trip to Hell". Most of us had a few laughs on that accord, but the owner of the apartment, a girl, i might add, was scared out of her skirt. She started to panic and look for the cat in every corner and in every room. But to no avail. After that, we dismissed the happening as some sort of mass hallucination caused by not drinking enough :P We quickly fixed that problem and on several occasions tried to find our missing furry friend. The heavy night of drinking was over, most of the people were gone by daybreak, the other people weren't in the condition to move. So after some half-assed breakfast, the rest left. The owner decided to stay with her parents for a few days. So 3 days later, we meet again, same story, buy our stuff, go up, open the door and everyone noticed a cat's smell. The "forensics team" quickly looked around and found some fur scattered throughout the place. One of them started laughing like a hyena. A couple of us ran into the room he was in. And they started laughing as well. Soon after, the truth was revealed. There was a small pile of cat poop lying on one of the beds. Considering all that happened, the owner decided to scream her lungs out with the words "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, ASSHOLE!?!?" And as you might already guess, we looked and looked and ended up with nothing again. So our keen detective skills lead to only one conclusion: it was a ghost that can actually manifest it's poop into a tangible object. And so we continued our devious plan. After drinking like Lenin, someone proposed to go clubbing, most of us agreed and the ones who didn't, just disappeared (seriously >_>). The heavy night of clubbing passed like the morning wind. Though i was the first to leave. To say the truth, the only thing i remember is, buying a ticket, the guard asking me "Are you okay?" and leaving. I have no idea how i managed to get up the stairs. I was dead drunk and dead tired, so i decided to retire into one of the three rooms, shocked by the sight of a pair of glowing green eyes, i quickly ran into the other room and found the owner girl, aparently she left before me O_o Anyway, i quickly told her that the mistery of the ghostly Cat was solved, she rushed to see it with her own eyes. When she saw the little critter, she wasn't mad anymore, she just pet him and then we let him go. The next morning was Hell on Earth, like Hades implanted a dozen deadites into my skull and made them do the Cha-Cha all night long. On my way to the store to get something to drink, I stumbled upon a poster. It was Ghost Cat with the text "Cat gone missing". And that concludes the slightly boring story, seriously though, It's 3:34 and im too tired to make it epic and funny. P.S. It's still a mistery where the hell that critter was hiding and what he ate for the past 4 days >_>