WOW =D

You wanna see some funny stuff? www.youtube.com/OCTheHitman

Ok. I need to confess something: I suck cock. I love dick so much its all I can think about. I know I suck at games, Im terrible at COD4 and Halo 3. Me and OC The Hitman have hot, steamy, buttsex all night long. He makes me feel like a King.

Why so serious?

tru.dat

You kids and your silly drama.
Ya'll are making me feel like I'm in Highschool again ;p

W@!t a MiNuTe...Th!s !sN'T h!gHsCh0oL ? ! ?...FuCk !!! i'M iN Th3 wRoNg CL@$$ !!!...GoTt@ g0 !

lol ;D

Damn LMAO talk about drama lol.

Yea pretty intense aint it. Makes this site so much fun. Especially when you have the whole cheerleading squad throwin out random insults. Ive never even talked to some of these people before but they can also join in on the Royal Rumble.

Oc Odyssseus sucks at games. He challenged me once and I WTF PWNED his ass in COD4. It was like 40 something to 2 . It was really pathetic, all the trash talking he did on the mic, I just turned te volume on the tv off and continued teabagging his sorry ass. Seriously. I'll have to see if I can find the screenshot.

WHY SO FUCKING SERIOUS?

lol ;D
should of recorded it!!

I forgot to add, it made me feel like a king.

the cake is a lie....
Oh, and OC Hitman or w/e, your comebacks really are terrible, okay? You need to learn proper sentence structure because I stop reading halfway through your ramblings.
And no, this wasn't an attempt to insult you, so if you're going to be all "OH QQQQ blah blah look who has the crappy insults QQQ more" then go ahead, but it just proves my point.
Might want to take my advice into your other blogs too...

what do all the QQQQQs in ur sentences mean?

why thank you?

I agree, I felt my IQ dropping my reading some of it ;D

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AHAHAHAHAH! That made me laugh. Gorath I miss you buddy. <3

LMFAO.... You forgot Beakmans World, and the Teletubies!

I think thats all of them.

oh, look at the Sarcastic Gamer. cute... get back to me when you guys get better at Halo 3.

yea they looked up other oc stats.. thats fine.. but as you can see they never really checked mines. So you go to bungie.net check my stats. hell u can go on live and check them. then once u realized your foot was put in your mouth you can send me a friends request as well. Then we can all get along and fight the war. So dont wuss out. hit me up ill be on after work. and i hope to see a nice lil friends request. See you on the field buddy

yup and now i hate you too. cause he does speak for your clan... and thats makes you a bunch of idiots. look at that.

gosh im so upset that i couldnt be on your good side. damn man my day is ruined and i dont know what to do with my life. Megathreat PLEASE PLEASE dont be mad at me.

so far. OC Odessey is the one i do hate, so... he is all talk.

well my good buddy you said "OC Clan" and last time i checked im part of the "OC Clan" so here we are.

I am not nice. why are guys talking shit here anyways.

I poop on the OC Clan. a Bunch of fakes

LOL that wouldnt be very nice man. Youll probably fuk up my new shoes. thats just plain rude

LMAO!!! Ollie that was a good one.. funny one too. Thats the kinda shyt I like to see. Makes pwned a little more interesting dont it? So now that all the judge judy / Devorce court sessions are over for this Chaptor. We should alllll get together and celebrate thru a Big ass BRAWL in HALO 3.. It can even be a free 4 all slayer. Everyone can jump in. Even all of your anti OC male AND female cheerleaders. Dont worry this one will be fun.. You upset people will finally be able to point the guns in our dirrection if you choose to. Hell this will probably be the most fun anyones had in a slayer. Because we all hate eachother. Well I dont really hate any of you.. Its impossible to. You people are way to much fun.

Okay, if you're going to attempt sarcasm and wit, can you please spell correctly.

It just makes the entire comment laughable.

lol what a loser this OCodysseus is ahaha, prrofs in the pudding kid.

agreed it is man, you should give it another try maybe Kung Fu I think you would like that more.

I should have stayed in karate anyway, even tho iys not the best form of martial arts out there. I would have probably got my ass beat in tournaments but its good self discipline.

oh and fuck karate, I took that shit for like half a year karate is garbage, I like my Shaolin Kung Fu the best cause its more demanding, lets just say what ever is thrown at me I can pick off the top of my head at that very second about 5 different things to counter it lol I really shit you not ;)
But I'm not trying to show off here cause I hate people who brag about the martial arts skills there the kinda people who end up getting there ass kicked cause they thought they were awesome with like 1yr experience haha but when someone says they could kick my ass I feel as though I need to give them fair warning first of what exactly they are getting into regardless of weather I could actually take them of not cause I wouldn't make it very easy. but please please never bring shitty Karate into it god is it horrible I rather learn martial arts from a robot I'd end up something similar to Karate.

I'll give you that one I am no good at basketball, I have the energy but not so much the skill but thats not to say I still wouldn't give you a decent run. and DT is the shit I'd stick up for her any day ^-^

oh and by the way. You attacked me 1st. tryna defend Ollies woman "dreth Temptress" So anything and everything is your fault.

LOL well with all that said.. you ARE the fukin daredevil.. aye man im glad you took karate. I did that for alil while to and got a few belts. Then my blackness made me stop and play basketball. I migh not be able to kick your marvel superhero ass.. bUT i can and WILL dunk on you. Ill dunk on you even with your daredevil outfit on. But as i said before man lol.. back 2 business. when is the halo war getting started?

lol what ahahaha I love you man in the ut-most straight way, I'm not racist yet your making it come of that way in your comment or so it seams to me. my bangs arnt even over my eyes there texturized so they arnt in my eyes but I'm sure you have no idea what I mean since you hardly have much hair on your head and your friends would probably give you shit for it anyways. and what hair have to do with anything? does hair make me more or less of a person? I really don't think so but since I'm a little white boy with long hair and play games i cant kick a flies ass right? haha better check my background first before such assumptions cause hand to hand in a fair fight that means no weapons I will bet all i own that I would take you and Im not being cocky or trying to act "HARD" i just have a martial arts background in many styles including the dirty street fighting stlyes since I was 6yrs old till this very day so dont judge a book by its cover. but let me make this part clear im not a violent person nor do I like to fight I practice for self defense purposes nor do I wish to fight you I'm just making a point not to make assumptions like that. fact of the matter is your OC boys have been making claims that arnt even true and they need to start backing them up. as far as i know Hitman i havent herd anything about you infact all Ive seen from you is accepting challenges which is noble but i have not seen anyone or yourself actually do so. mouths need to stop running and people need to start actually playing and I'll join if you would like to try and own me as well. balls in your coart buddy.

Holy shit its my buddy Brandon again.. Seems like your everywhere now. We just keep on runin into eachother dont we. Hey look i see ur back again with some more mature comments just like on my OC and Triggazzz blog. Im glad you could come out from under your rock and spread some love and joy.

The funniest part of the matter is I dont see how you found me with your bangs coverin your eyes.

Wait a seec.. Im a black guy so im hard to find in the dark. But you somehow still found me. Even with your bangs blockin your eyes!! Are you the Daredevil?? ahh shit man if you are im sorry about everything i said about you in my other blog. Dont kick my ass man. I just wanna play videogames

the best part of all this is that there's fucking PROOF, layed out for all to see, and they're still pretending like they showed up... lol

I know hahaha ;D

This guy makes me not so keen on the Joker anymore :(

Seriously :(

Presto ChangeO! You have magically done it again! by not responding or showing up when sent invites, for I believe this is the 4th or 5th time you have coward down by not playing ANY of us Organized Crime members especially me in a match. You and I both know that your scared Ollie. You lost a match that you issued, how very very very sad and disappointing. You said all of this stuff and you wasted both my time and some of us OC members and yours but once again we find out who the true cowards are like you Ollie. I really hope you do have a job because you clearly are not doing well in gaming if you can't even show to your own match.

Also I don't know why you would issue a challenge like this when last time you(Ollie) and Taylor(Oxytocin) both played against just OC Jackle and got whooped at the same time. And I taught her everything she knows so you can live in your fantasy land with your make believe job and thinking we weren't there (while clearly on camera sending you messages and hearing you back down in private chat and messages) and live in your dreams of beating me but it will never happen if you can't even man up to play my girl Jackle in a little game.

I really don't like wasting my time so until you can man up and beat my girl in a match you'll never be on my level not just in the game but in real life. I hope you seriously reconsider how you veiw your life because you need to wake up and seek help for living in fantasy land.

Lets see a Smile on the FACE!
Why so serious?

Why So Serious?

you know bungie does record EVERY live match played custom,ranked,social so i'm going to go check your record and lets see this match between you,ollie and taylor.

lol
I'm bored of you now.

I'm not interested in fighting against Jackle. But tell her/him/them i'll probably be online tonight or something. If she/he/it must do this then i'll be around.

This time make sure i'm actually online.

The gamertag is "omg bbqq"..remember the extra q..just so you have no excuses. Also please provide screenshots and recordings when talking about my messages otherwise all will be disregarded.

kthnx ;D

guess you can't read well. you may want to look at my response again. b/c your such a coward until you beat my girl OC Jackle you won't beat me therefore your not worth my time. Omg bbqq play her and beat her I you may get to play me if your worthy. lol plus OC never said a yes or no to this in the first place but I did say we'll send an invite which we did around 8:30am pacific time while you were on playing halo 3.

guess your going to block me from your page or delete this comment like you've been doing some of OC hitman's who has been challenging you constantly and putting his schedule out there and you can't even send him one message. Signs of a true coward.

OC wins in halo 3 hope call of duty goes better for you.

And here...we...go!

You cocked up majorly there. Me and Taylor have only ever played ONE game together. I believe it was ONE match of Halo 3 quite some time ago.

Try and learn these things. I've never come across this OC Jackal guy and frankly i'm not even sure he exists. If he does, is he happy for you to refer to him as "your girl"?

I wasn't on my Xbox on saturday until 5pm PST but I was watching xbox.live.com. No messages or invites came through.

You need to drop this whole bullshit routine. You're making yourself sound like a little compulsive liar with issues that arose when your parents didn't show you enough love.

Just drop it. I didn't back out of a single claim, and I doubt there is a person on this site (bar your litty fαggy clan) that believes any of this shit you're spouting.

I'm also willing to put money on the fact that even though you have these "videos" of me backing out, you'll reply with something like "oh we can't show you these..they're personal" thus proving my point that there is no video.

Remember this next time you feel the need to spout some bullshit like this, I honestly don't care what people think of me, if I'd of backed out then I'd of admitted it. Also stop repeating the same insults over and over again, it's becoming tiresome and boring..you aren't as much fun as you were before..not that you were that fun..it was just interesting to see the least.

I've learnt you're a pathetic little sub human who's been locked in the basement for too long to understand how to interact with normal people.

So basically your telling me you blocked us because your scared. Makes sense. And we were on about 8:30am pacific time so thats about 4:30pm your time OMG BBQQ on both saturday and sunday while you were on playing Halo 3. Also just so you know we did record you and [HazMatz] Irradiccus punking out by invites and messages sent by my OC Jackle.
Scared to even play my girl that's very sad.

And I was online everyday for a bit waiting and hopeing to see a message or something in my inbox so we could see people loose. And my girl would call me up if I was offline and invite me as soon as one of you cowards hopefully beat her. But by OMG bbqq not even sending one message back untill sunday and then punking out on video camera (although you didn't know that did you? OMG bbqq).

Why so serious?

haha you never sent me an invite you little bitch i'd have accepted it. i'm with ollie when can we watch a video of us you know not accepting those invites you sent us.

also..who's HazMatz?

Lets see this video ;D

This wonderous magical little video.
You weren't on and you didn't send invites. Pwned allows you to upload videos now, so go on, show me backing down in pm's and in messages. Go on.

If you can't do that much then just drop it..you have no proof.

;D

Hitman's comments made me laugh haha
Make sure to record this "epic battle"

aww Ollie Hitman is sad you wont pay him any attention... poor baby he doesnt get that you arent interested in shoving your foot in his ass! He just wants to be a good little mindless follower and shove his nose up odysseus's ass because he knows he wants to prove that someone in his pathetic little clan can back there shit up..... i think its funny lmao keep pissing these guys off it makes DT laugh :D

hey wait on second thought.. not bad outside of the temporary pink hair. Hurry up and turn 18 so we can go on a nice romantic date to the caribbean or somethin. And you founded your own gamer club in school. Sounds like a winner. I have no beef with ollie or wutever his name is. just wanna play a game. It seems you have alittle fight in you. I like that to.

Hey wait.. By the way ur talkin ur probably Ollies main squeeze aint ya? Wow i feel so horrible for sayin that now. Im not the kinda guy to try and take a mans woman or anything. Well I appologize. You, Ollie, and ur nestle quick srtawberry milk pink hair can have a great nite.

PS if you ever dump Mr Marlyn Manson ill be here 4 u.. wen ur 18 tho. none of that funny business.

lol that was cute.. you show hitman whose boss!!

Hardly suprising really. They are all talk, no balls. As the saying goes all you boys in OC, If you can't stand up with the big dogs, don't piss up the tall trees.

Firstly, you won't be able to catch me at any point during the week cause my working life holds more importance for me than playing against some insignificant dickweed like you. Generally, i don't play online much and if i do it's co-op stuff. Frankly, maybe one day we will fight etc. But in the mean time, let me quote you, mr hitman - "But nobody wants to play the hitman." There's a simple reason no one wants to play you or your little clan of retards, and it is simply that. No one wants to play against a group of utter spastics, who when it all becomes clear, are nothing but a stupid group of internet trolls. Continue to enjoy your own little world that you and your group of dumbasses sit in, i'll continue to enjoy having nothing to do with any of you in the mean time.

"Marlyn Manson"

I lol'd

Guess you dont read many blogs. I talk and show up. I already called out Mr OMG aka Marlyn Manson in his last blog. And as he stated in the beginning of the title of THIS blog. But nobody wants to play the hitman. So i would like your sillly ass to stop lettin this man cry on your shoulder. hell maybe YOU can play me. Lets see if your balls are still there.

Ill be back from work and most likely online 2nite and definately wens and thursday. Lets see if YOU show up.

I shall bump

he had important business to intend to.

4 bumps and ONE comment?? Where are your cheerleaders hiding buddy? Hell ill give you a bump too.. Dont worry its on the house.

okay, sounds fair enough ;D

well add me on xbox live.. i promise i wont spam your inbox. and if we see eachother on at any givin time. The Main Event begins there. Dont worry its just gaming.

LOL theres that hostility again. Why dont you just find it inside urself and just play me. I kinda suck at halo 3 but o well. whose asking? All jokes aside add me so we can go 2 war.

Also..you did call me out..but like I said..my problem wasn't with you..also..you'll have to pick a night not on a weekday..our timezones cause problems there..as I have to be up early for work.

I suggest you kill yourself..its the only thing left to do!

LOL wheres all the love at? OC is a wonderful clan with great understanding people. All of this hostility toward such a great group of people that would never down talk, or bad mouth anyone. I was just about to go outside, give food to the homeless, feed birds, and water some flowers. Then I sign online to see how the oh so wonderful pwned community is doin. Now we have Marlyn Mansons little baby brother online trash talking good people. My day is ruined before it even started. What should i ever do?

gtfo