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Resident Evil 5 Demo dec. 5
Mood: I have no mood
Boxart (lol pun) :
Platforms
PC
Xbox 360
This game is Rated M for Gore and Extreme Violence.
Official Site
Official blog
Fan site (which is pretty damn good)
Story
A
new highly strained and devastating virus believed to be an advanced
form of rabies emerges from the unknown and quickly takes hold on the
entire city of Los Angeles, "The Infected" as they're called,
grotesquely disfigured, savagely vicious victims of the virus, are the
dominant population of LA now, but there are a few that are immune to
the new virus; Four average everyday people. These four citizens must
band together to make it across the infected city of Los Angeles.
The Survivors (left to right)
Francis Barrels (Biker) :
Probably
the more hardass of the group, Francis is a big muscley motherfucker
with more aggression than the incredible hulk with a gunshot wound, he
speaks very gruffly and doesn't show any sign of weakness, though he
proves himself to be a good leader or a devoted follower.
Bill Calhoun (Old guy) :
The
haggard old war veteran that just about any survival game needs to be
awesome. Being a war veteran, he is the adviser of the group and knows
the in and outs of warfare. He is light hearted and kind, thrifty and
enterprising. Reminds me of Cid the engineer from Final Fantasy 2.
Zoey Coen (the one with boobs) :
The
teenage daughter of a very wealthy family, Zoey has been kept close
eyed too the hardness of life, but with a dead family and no where to
turn too, she must learn to adapt too the brutal world in a state of
crisis. Though she may have been wealthy and catered too her whole
life, she proves herself a good asset too any team and a charming
motivator too the cause.
Louis Parker ("The black guy always dies first in horror movies") :
An
assistant manager at a retail electronic store, Louis knows how to deal
with the masses and the singulars. His life was so caught in crap
already (don't blame him, working with public SUCKS) that with the
recent virus outbreak he really isn't surprised, always having a 'what
the fuck you do want' look on his face, he acts as the more negative of
the group. Though what he lacks in compassion he makes up for in skill,
Louis is an awesome shot, and quick thinker. A good asset to any team
if you can stand his negativity.
The Infected
The
infected, once the people of Los Angeles, are now basically humans with
rabies and a very large need to kill all uninfected. Infected are very
much like the zombies or whatever you want to call them from 28
days/weeks later. They very ferocious, can sprint for a very long time,
and attack in packs or swarms. These guys are the meat of the shooting
experience, you'll blow through thousands of them before you finish the
game. but along with the four infected, there are four specific types
of 'Boss' infected.
The boss infected are player or AI controlled special Infected that have very unique characteristics and abilities.
The Hunter
The
hunter is a quick and savage infected who has the ability to pounce
onto a survivor and tear them apart with it's claws until it gets
melee'd off or killed. Hunters can shadowmeld (otherwise known as going
invisible if you hold still). Hunters can also walk up walls and can
run faster than a normal infected.
The Smoker
The
smoker is another boss infected with a unique ability to use it's 40 to
50 foot tongue to latch onto survivors and choke from the rooftops, too
trip them while they are running or, or just choke a survivor from far
away. They're not terribly fast but can jump very high. When a smoker
is killed it emits a huge cloud of smoke(dawn the name) and blinds all
survivors who walk through it, as well as making them cough. I smell
tongue rape ![]()
The Boomer (HOLY SHIT, THIS GUY IS FUGLY)
The
boomer is walking blood sack full of Methane Gas.He can throw up all
over survivors,the vomit has a pheromone in it that makes only the
character(s) thrown up apon too be first priority for an assbeating.
When you kill a boomer(which is relatively easy)he'll explode, and any
survivors caught in the blast radius will take some serious damage from
the explosion. due to the new source updates being made from left 4
dead his sacks of blood(Those huge boils all over his body) jiggle
around when he walks, lol)
The Tank
Imagine
Andre The Giant on 500 pounds of steroids and somehow living through
it, and you get the tank. This behemoth can lift things up to 5 tons
and chuck them across a football field. One bitchslap from this guy and
you'll be on the ground, just in time for him to smash your head in
with a stiff left and a sharp right hook. The tank can be heard from
quite a distance because of his heavy weight pounding apon the ground.
He can take a lot of hits before he goes down, he can even be set on
fire and he'll still run around cock slapping the survivors around. The
only downside too the tank is that he's very large, so he can't fit
into small corridors or doorways, if you're playing as the infected in
a server you'll be randomly chosen out of the other infected players to
play as the tank, only if you want too of course.
The Witch
Basically,
she's a zombie whore crying in just about anywhere. Seriously, who
wears a tank top and a underwear while being in a zombie state? Anywho,
she is the strongest infected in the game. She cannot be controlled by
any human players and is only encountered in high difficulties. Oh, and
don't bother her or she'll knock you down in ONE HIT.
Gameplay
- An A.I director where it can spawn zombies anywhere, create music in situations, and effects in situations
- Friendly Fire is ALWAYS ON and can never ever be turned off.
- Achievements and demerits. Demerits are stuff like purposly shooting your teammater and other griefs
- Single player ( LOL ) : You and 3 A.I controlled players playing through the campaign
- Campaign: You and 3 friends or strangers playing through the story. Difficulty can be set from Easy, Normal, Hard, Very Hard, and HOLY FUCK (or known as Extreme)
- Versus: Simple, 4 people as Survivors and 4 as Infected. Survivors go to the next map, Infected tries to stop the survivors. The Infected have a 20 sec. spawn time and can spawn anywhere outside of the survivor radius.
- Breakable stuff: Zombies will try to get you. And if it means breaking down walls or doors.
- Voice: Now your character will say anything when something happens. Over 1000 lines has been recorded for this game.
- Medpak: You can heal yourself or heal other players. Basically, if your character is limping and a whiny bitch, then it's time to bust out a medpak
- Revive: If you somehow managed to go down, you (or your ally) can get back up if you save him/her in time. A survivor's vision goes more gray if they're not saved in time.
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