My name is Spunky, not Spunk. Get it right. Unless all of your fingers (and all of your toes, your elbows, your nose, your chin/jaw, your ears, and your penis) broke, add the fucking "y" to the end. Not adding the "y" is changing the meaning of my name from something nice (namely, a character from a show I loved when I was a kid, Rocko's Modern Life) to something sexually explicit which makes me sound like a fag (and you, for that matter).

While we're on the subject, stop calling me "Spunky the Monkey". I don't know who thought of this, but it's not funny at all. I'm not just saying that because I'm on the receiving end, either. I'm always the first one to laugh at someone poking fun at me (although normally it's because they suck at it, as in this case). It's just that you're fucking terrible at it. It's not even clever. If the best you can do is the first thing you think of while eating your stupid banana flavored waffles, go back to band camp. Seriously. What really bothers me is that this came from a guy, not even a girl (although it's popular with the girls now). What kind of guy calls another guy "Spunky the Monkey"? Yeah, I don't know either. It boggles my mind.

Get it right, or shut the fuck up. Please.